My Latest Letter of Complaint about President Barack Obama

Like many of you, I am sick and tired of being misinformed and disinformed by Pres. Barack Obama. That's why I'm writing this letter, to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. I shall give you candidly and without circumlocution the best estimate of our present plight that I have been able to make. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: Pres. Barack Obama's tracts should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Pres. Obama's statements are intended to turn marauders loose against us good citizens."

Be forewarned: Pres. Obama wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, he plans to destroy people's minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, we ought to reveal some shocking facts about Pres. Obama's complaints. That'll make Pres. Obama think once—I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that he has previously given any thought to the matter—before trying to peddle the snake oil of ruthless libertinism.

Pres. Obama will stop at nothing to increase alienation and delinquency among our young people. This may sound outrageous but if it were fiction I would have thought of something more credible. As it stands, in a tacit concession of defeat, Pres. Obama is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his illiterate squibs have failed at. Failure to analyze the morbid—and what one can term only testy—underpinnings of his complaints will threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. So please permit me to appropriate and paraphrase something I once heard: "Enough is enough." I've left out many criticisms of Pres. Barack Obama from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I feel that it's a start—a philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Pres. Obama.